miércoles, 7 de mayo de 2014

Waiter: Good ________, what would you like to have?
Costumer1: Good________, today i want to eat a piece of napolitan custard, one bowl of "Pozole", also i want an order of "Enchiladas", and please bring me a glass of peach juice
Waiter: I´m sorry, we don´t have peach juice anymore, but we have a good red wine.
Costumer1: Mmm... I don´t like red wine, let me think one moment please...
Waiter: Ok. Mean while let me take the order of your friend.
(to the costumer2) Can i take your orden miss?
Costumer2: Of course!, bring me please one cup of red wine, also one bowl of "Pozole" and finally i want icecream choco-mint...
Waiter: Sure!
(to the costumer1) And... Are you ready miss?
Costumer1: Yeah... Can i have a cup of ice tea?
Waiter: Of course, i´ll be back in a couple minutes.
Costumers: Thanks you...
(A minutes later)
Waiter: Girls, here´s your main dishes and drinks.
(to costumer1) Don´t worry miss, this time the tea isn´t hot, ha ha ha!
Costumer1: ha ha ha! Don´t worry, it was an accident and it was a long time ago...
Waiter: ha ha ha! Yes!... Long time ago... i remember this day...
Hey ladies, can i sit with you please? I´m so tired
Costumer1: Yes! Of course.
Costumer2: You only try to hide from your boss. Ha ha ha!
Waiter: Really! My boss is a bad person also very angry.
Costumers: OMG, I´m sorry...
Waiter: #YOLO...
Ok ladies, i need coming back to the kitchen, see you later...
Costumer1:(to costumer 2) I think the waiter is a bit crazy... and you?
Costumer2:(to costumer1) i don´t know...
Maybe a little, but I also think the waiter is sexy